Better Tim is a clone of Tim, made by the cloning device Tim built in the future, which was accessed through the time machine Better Tim built. And he's better than Tim. In pretty much every way.
-Hey who's that?
That's Better Tim
-Better?
Yeah better
--In pretty much every way
Totally, PLUM ME
--'bleurg"
That's Better Tim
-Better?
Yeah better
--In pretty much every way
Totally, PLUM ME
--'bleurg"
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person #1 Hey whats your name
person #2 Kendall
person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you
expanple #2
person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.
person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.
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person #1 My name is ......
person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"
person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma
person #1 :(
person #1 Hey whats your name
person #2 Kendall
person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you
expanple #2
person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.
person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.
person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye
Person #2 :(
example #3
person #1 My name is ......
person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"
person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma
person #1 :(
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Often a rhetorical question.
Often a rhetorical question.
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