Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

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Austin crine

you autism crime and someone pronunch yo name wrong

yo austin crine nah im autism crime

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella March 3, 2025

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Austin

An Austin is great but they think they're amazing. They are great people to tell your secrets to and may even tell you a couple secrets of theirs. An Austin is usually very kind, sweet, and funny. Just don't let them tease you they're usually not very good at it but man will they tease.

"Austin is a guy" - Austin

by anonymous March 8, 2025

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blair austin is a gay fag who is a junkie scrounging fuck

“person 1” is that wee blair austin getting jumped down 666”
“player 2” aye and hes full of scoobs

by fuckbitchesgetmoney🤬🤬🤬 March 12, 2025

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Austin

A creature that looks like a grown man, except a baby at the same time. It is not human, It is an austin. The austin is usually a household pet. Some austins can be found in the wild deep in west Texas, rural Florida, and sometimes the deep Atlantic.

We should buy an austin.

You have an austin?

Mom, can we please please please get an austin??

Look! A wild austin!

by TheCodfishMaster March 18, 2025

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