three dollar shower

(v.) Usually during a roadtrip or cross-country drive; This act first involves pulling over to the nearest convenience store, gas station, or rest area and purchasing a 1-liter bottle of drinking water or larger

Once the bottle of water has been obtained, the showerer then adjourns to the parking lot or nearest public restroom and upends the bottle over their head, preferably after stripping down to their underpants.

"Steve, this microbus has had a serious funk about it since some time after we passed the last state line."

"Sounds like it's time for a three dollar shower."

by the_leif October 10, 2011

three stroke joke

Three stoke joke not as bad as a two pump chump but still bad enough to be a joke. Someone who ejaculates too quickly that is so quick that it’s funny.

Girl 1: how was last night with tom
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”

Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty

Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!

by iSkytec December 16, 2018

Three Man Moviez

Only the Greatest Film Productions companie ever!
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I wish that movie could have been good like a Three Man Moviez.

by #1 April 23, 2005

Three Kings Clique

1. Havasu's most notorious local gang which is very rapidly spreading across the nation. Often refered to as simply TKC.

Officer: "Are you affiliated with any gangs?"

"Yeah, Three Kings Clique, bitch."

by SwitchBlade June 1, 2006

three finger scoop

The visible space between the upper thighs of a woman directly beneath the vagina. In this case, visible spacial difference large enough for three fingers in width.

That model has a three finger scoop.

by snow_art September 29, 2010

three six nine

crap shit etc

I'm not going to put up with that motherfucking three six nine.

by DDR JESUS July 8, 2003

Three-eyed turtle

Oral, vaginal, or anal intercourse where only the tip of the penis penetrates the female.

Her: "What the fuck are you doing down there?! Fuck me already!"
Him: "It's called the three-eyed turtle and I won't fuck you until you beg for it."

by Picklebottom August 16, 2014