by thatonehooper December 20, 2019
Get the Jesse Chatmanmug. by poofpop October 26, 2022
Get the Jessmug. The most attractive couple that you will ever come across in history. With Jess’s beauty and and intelligence, and Luca being tall and extremely handsome. They are very hard to beat. However, they both have dark sides which if you ever come across and Jess dating a Luca or the other way round, and you do something bad to them or stab them in the back, good luck pal cuz your in for a very long painful ride!
Her: “omg is jess dating that guy called luca??!!”
Him: “yes, Jess and Luca are dating ofc! they’re the most attractive couple i’ve ever seen!”
Him: “yes, Jess and Luca are dating ofc! they’re the most attractive couple i’ve ever seen!”
by sym4000 July 6, 2022
Get the Jess and Lucamug. The most beautiful, amazing, cute, gold-hearted, funny girl that has ever lived. An honestly perfect soulmate, so much so, that any man who has her will never let go of her.
Guy: Hey is that your girlfriend jess?
Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
by McGlynnEvan December 19, 2020
Get the Jessmug. Traditionally known for being a boys’ name but its 2021 and gender nonconformity woohoo!!
Jesse is an attractive being, with eyes that are so captivating and a smile that’s jaw dropping. You know its Jesse if you see a gorgeous being standing there with confidence, hair effortlessly beautiful, and an outfit that screams one of a kind. Jesse is often misunderstood for being a snob, but once you get to know them you will meet the most down to earth person who just wants to have a good time. You can find a Jesse socialising in a party or in a crowded place but they enjoy more chill and intimate hangouts with one or two friends. Jesse is street smart, creative, a curious bean, playful, caring, and loyal. Jesse is someone that everyone needs; a person that can meet your every need.
Jesse is an attractive being, with eyes that are so captivating and a smile that’s jaw dropping. You know its Jesse if you see a gorgeous being standing there with confidence, hair effortlessly beautiful, and an outfit that screams one of a kind. Jesse is often misunderstood for being a snob, but once you get to know them you will meet the most down to earth person who just wants to have a good time. You can find a Jesse socialising in a party or in a crowded place but they enjoy more chill and intimate hangouts with one or two friends. Jesse is street smart, creative, a curious bean, playful, caring, and loyal. Jesse is someone that everyone needs; a person that can meet your every need.
Guy 1: damn, I just want someone who is fun, caring, beautiful eyes is a plus…. someone who I can hold stupid yet intellectual conversations with, someone who gets along with my people, someone who loves deeply..
Guy 2: Sounds like you need a Jesse.
Guy 2: Sounds like you need a Jesse.
by CookieInTheCookieJar November 22, 2021
Get the Jessemug. by jesshater69 May 24, 2024
Get the jess mennonitemug. The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
by Dnods March 15, 2016
Get the jesse mercermug.