The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.
by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016
Get the Canadian Moose partymug. When a Canadian boy becomes a man, he goes into the woods with 11 other boys to the secret ice rink. They squeeze a wolverine until a round hockey puck shaped poo appears. (This is a brutal process which often requires the use of many wolverines, since many are squeezed till they pop) If a suitable wolerine is found, a badger or large rabbit works too. They then play hockey using frozen geese. If the ceremony is interrupted by a Bigfoot, then the boys are cursed to never be men and eventually become transgender. The winners of the game brutally slaughter the losing team's players using only a stick and a pine cone. The winners also claim all of the losers maple syrup and women
Carl: We're both about to be men, and i want your syrup and women!
Bobby:let's settle this with a game of Canadian butt hockey!
Bobby:let's settle this with a game of Canadian butt hockey!
by Daddy Lala from Canada June 18, 2018
Get the canadian butt hockeymug. A disgusting, yet gentle and highly effective manner of showing disappointment by shitting on the hood of another's car.
justice revenge Canada's #1 export poo
Stuart considered firebombing the home of his former manager, but wisely thought a good ol' Canadian Love Letter would serve justice most apropo.
Stuart considered firebombing the home of his former manager, but wisely thought a good ol' Canadian Love Letter would serve justice most apropo.
by harveymushman September 21, 2014
Get the Canadian Love Lettermug. A Canadian Snow Blower is when your partner takes a sip from a 7-Eleven Slushie then proceeds to give you a blowjob.
by The Sus Bus Driver September 28, 2019
Get the Canadian Snow Blowermug. Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.
by MonkeySex127 June 29, 2021
Get the Canadian Double Tapmug. When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch
by PocketMunchies February 28, 2011
Get the Canadian Lobster Tailmug. taking a turkey baster and filling it up with icy hot, then shoving the turkey baster into the anus and emptying it.
by budajizz December 9, 2008
Get the Canadian Stick Upmug.