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The act of making someone look in another direction, so that when they look back at you you have a ridiculous face on with your eyes rolled back and your tongue sticking out, looking like the pervebial zombie. This is done a lot in schools like La Salle and Columbus.

This was made famous by David Guerra (the biggest boss that you have seen thus far).
Dude i just zombied Mr. Isenberg, he was so mad that I was afraid that he would have a heart attack, you know being that he is 105 years old and all.

Get zombied on niggit!

I tried to zombie my bitch of girlfriend and that cunt had the nerve to slap me in the face.
Zombied by David Guerra May 5, 2008
Being drunk to the point where others could possibly mistake you for a zombie. Key points of interest being wobbly legs, crooked shoulders, incoherent mumbling and an open drooling mouth. Other signs are ripped/dirty clothing from falling down a hill or randomly rolling around in a field.
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Jimmy?"
"Yeah, he got totally zombied and crashed a speedboat into a helicopter."
"Crazy shit, huh?"
"Yarp."
Zombied by MajiksMonster August 20, 2009

Hitler Zombie 

The zombies that get raped by
Haduken zombies because theyre such fags they need pineapples shoved up their asses to prevent them from being battlefeild deadweight during zombie orgy battles.
that bitch is such a Hitler Zombie.


ill get the pineapples.




*deep voice* lets get tropical on dat ass.


Zombie Jesus 

Someone whom believes himself to be a reincarnation of Jesus. He helps others while draining himself and is pretty much a martyr. He's also a pretty awesome person when you get to know him.
when you are giving anal sex to a woman you pretend to blow all over her back by spitting on to it and when she turns around to look blow your load over her face but her eyes especially and this shcok will cause her to walk around with her arms held out looking for something to wipe her eyes with!
i gave yo momma a zombie and she walked off a cliff....POW!
zombie by brendan benson May 28, 2006

Rob Zombie

a shitty film maker and musician
Dave: Hey Steve did you watch that new Rob Zombie flick

Steve: Yes it was fucking shit
Rob Zombie by argpoodle October 16, 2008

rob zombie

To seemingly fall off the face of the Earth after an extended period of public exposure.
Whatever happened to Rachel Leigh Cook? She was in a ton of (gay) movies, and now she's in practically nothing. She totally pulled a Rob Zombie.