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Selena Yorke

The offspring of Thom Yorke and Selena Gomez. She will limp up on stage with a British accent and her eye will be shut at birth. Her best friend will be Jonny Lovato. Her hair will always be a mess and not for the reason Ke$ha's hair is in a mess but just because she is Thom Yorkes daughter.
Selena Yorke is a stud! or Hottie?! or I'm not quite sure what It is, let's just not touch it or look at its eye.
by xacto17 December 3, 2010
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Yorkshire people

Met some right Yorkshire people today
by Leeds Lads . November 20, 2017
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Yorktown Shake and Bake

A sexual act where two men rub their penises together until one of them ejaculates. The said ejaculator is then called a fag.

If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.

This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.
Guy 1: Hey dude, Yorktown shake and bake you for the last beer.
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)
by Trebor Noswal November 11, 2009
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yorked

The process by which a student enrolled in any program at any level is fucked over by a York University professor or york administration for no apparent reason, usually stemming from a lack of communication but often can have no premise whatsoever
They're not giving me my degree certificate because I owe 50 cents to the library from a book I took out in first year. I'm getting totally Yorked.
by UckPeddie May 14, 2008
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Thom Yorke

A guy who has so much talent and wit, that it makes him look sexy.
Man, I wish I could bang Thom Yorke.
by Plasticine girl August 26, 2005
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Yorkshire Man

A man from Yorkshire. Of course, it's a highly coveted attribute that's only achievable by having a mother with enough foresight to realise the best place to go to give birth. Sadly, those who're unfortunate enough to be born outside of Yorkshire (say, for example, in Lancashire) do tend to get rather jealous and slag Yorkshire men and women off.

See also Yorkshireman.
Michael so was upset about not being a Yorkshire man that he embarked upon a desperate smear campaign against the county, revealing his own inferiority and fascination with sheep.
by Seej August 30, 2005
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West Yorkshire Pipeline

When someone takes a dump and their friend runs in, sits on their lap and then shits through their legs.
by Shite Power October 16, 2012
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