Turtle press

A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle

Dude did you hear Jimmy doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023

Turtle press

A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle

Dude did you hear Frank doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023

Turtle Sink

The act of a student who needs to shit so bad, and all the stalls are locked, so they shit in the sink, and cram it down the drain.

Student1: Hey your back early did you make it on time.
Turtle Sinker: Nah, I had to Turtle Sink it.

by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023

Turtle Breath

The little puff of air you do just before you poo.

I didn't get a chance to go, I only just did a turtle breath before I had to run out of the toilet.

by MrFantastic August 13, 2023

TurtleneckPants

TurtleneckPants is the definition of a dreg who mainly plays the game, Destiny 2.

That turtleneckpants is so bad

by Stevoo2k August 16, 2023

Leafy Turtle Rock

A kind of person who is very shy and camoflagues themselves and their emotions.

Dear God Vicky Forsyth Smith is such a leafy turtle rock.

Elwin the Leafy turtle rock can be so annoying when she wont talk.

by Elwinrockz December 15, 2009

Desk Turtle

Rounded shoulders and back acquired from sitting for hours at a desk over a computer.(special shout-out to renegadehealth.com)

After she discovered the social webs, she became so obsessed she turned into a desk turtle.

by plekka November 3, 2009