Trump Golf

The art of lying about anything on the golf course

Trump: I had a hole-in-one today
Ivanka: You didn't play golf today daddy
Trump: I had 3 hole-in-ones today and one was on a par 6 and it skipped through the water before it hit a democrat in the head going through his brain and went in the hole
Ivanka: So you played Trump Golf again!

by Urban humor August 24, 2017

donald trump

some big idiot the color of a navel orange who became president to promote his MAGA hats for rednecks.

one of the biggest consumers in the spray tan industry is the man himself, Donald Trump.

by nilgurpety March 18, 2019

Donald trump

A pice of shit who needs to be kicked out of office. A waste of space and a racist asshole.

Donald trump sucks ass and you should go vote for Biden.

by Urmomlovesme4206969 August 31, 2020

Trump disease

Turning yellow and becoming a racist fuck

Kid1:”what’s wrong with Timmy”

Kid2:”oh he’s got trump disease

by Urmumonmehhnuts January 21, 2019

donald trump

proof that god makes mistakes

donald trump nuked mars last week

by whatthefuckrichard657687 October 4, 2018

donald trump

unfortunately, our president in 2020. he's also a homophobic racist pedophile ;)

look it's donald trump! mom i'm scared.

by that one girl who's bored. August 3, 2020

donald trump

a fat shitty bastard. racist & sexist. Also a total idiot.

Donald Trump is fat.

by your mom is gay likey0uuuuuu87 December 27, 2019