toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

toast

a man of endless swagger, and has the 21$ fortnite card
beyond the swag realm

"Wow man, have you heard of toast? He got too much swag and drip to be alive!"

by dozoman March 21, 2021

soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay

You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay

by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021

Cinnamon Toast George

Has every job, has been anywhere anytime, known unit in post apocalyptic Norway

Example of Cinnamon Toast George:

Patient: When is my doctor coming?

Secretary George: He’ll be right with you in just a moment, Excuse me for a second. *walks out door, comes back wearing a lab coat and stethoscope*

Doctor George: Are you ready for your appointment?

by Literature George April 1, 2021

Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest

"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"

by Willththril April 18, 2021

Toasted Water

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cozo5 is really hot

so is toasted water

by mrdrfredrickson April 21, 2021

Toast

A PIECE OF BREAD THAT WAS PUT IN A BOX THAT WILL KILL YOU IF YOU PUT A FORK IN IT!!!!

Stupit child: Bro, what is toast??
Logical person: BREAD
stupit child: no, its ROAST

me: btw this was pointless

by May07 April 23, 2021