by DLHnamething April 5, 2022

Thrive On Awkward Situations Today. Take advantage of your awkward moments. When you do something totally awkward in front of someone, follow it up with something even more awkward and lasting friendship will inevitably follow. Also can be used as an adjective to describe this kind of situation; "Dude, that was totally TOAST."
Guy: Ooh when's the baby coming?
Gal: I'm not pregnant. I'm fat.
Guy: (Stands awkwardly for a moment, then belches loudly.)
Gal: You're really awkward.
Guy: TOAST.
*lifelong friendship ensues.*
Gal: I'm not pregnant. I'm fat.
Guy: (Stands awkwardly for a moment, then belches loudly.)
Gal: You're really awkward.
Guy: TOAST.
*lifelong friendship ensues.*
by Angel Bob August 19, 2013

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by La Ura March 9, 2009

Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone
Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!
So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!
So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!
by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017

The act of having a stroke or
by bunnybeau014 September 6, 2025
