When you press the wrong buttons in a video game, because you're too used to the controls of a different game.
by WhompingWillow September 23, 2016

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.
Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.
by Jumbo Jackson November 9, 2019

by Alfiebear007 November 30, 2019

A flicking motion of the pussy with two thumbs as if you were texting or playing a Dubani Thumb Piano
by therealconnorgriffith June 18, 2017

by fatherbeloveddaughter October 20, 2022

by letmemotheryou May 23, 2022
