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Kathy Unicorn

An adopt me player who won't quit pretending to be broke in the game to get free pets. Sometimes they will be dressed trashy or as a trash can with a display name reading, "unwanted pet bin."

Fem: Kathy Unicorn
Masc: Kayden Unicorn
Ex: Look at Kathy Unicorn over there trying to beg for a free mega neon turtle.. Who does she think she is?
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
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portland unicorn

When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.
OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!
by UknowhatImean November 1, 2023
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Goin' Unicorn

The act of putting your head between your bricked up friends legs to mimic having a unicorn horn.
Mom Person - "What the hell are you two doing!?"
Person One - "Oh shit-"
Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
Mom Person - "No! You're goin' to a mental institution!"
by DreamyDough February 23, 2024
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1.Something that never existed.

2. A figment of the imagination.
3. A lie
"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."
by anonymous April 24, 2023
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unicorn toes

A perverted man in his 50 trying to go rape little kids.
Dude that guy looks like a complete unicorn toes!
by Unicorn perv January 3, 2015
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Unicorn

A unicorn is a person who is willing to join an existing couple. They may join the couple only for sex, or they may become a more involved part of the relationship and spend nonsexual, companionship time together too.
"Me and brad are looking for a unicorn to spice things up!"
by Smartickles January 24, 2024
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Wet Unicorn

The Wet Unicorn, almost like the 69 position, one man back bends and the other man gets underneath the first man and licks his asshole while wrapping their arms around each other and stroking him off.
He wanted to the Wet Unicorn on my butthole.
by cxldFace27 March 12, 2023
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