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whatever packs your pipe

I Invited some friends to go see some music with me and they said, "we would rather go to a movie." I replied, "whatever packs your pipe."
by ftfunkj November 6, 2010
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Cleaning out his pipes

-a more sophisticated way of saying "sucking him dry". Basically, men are continually producing semen, and after several days the urge to cum becomes unbearable. So his gf/wife makes him ejaculate via fellatio/intercourse (the ejaculation is often both powerful and plentiful), then blows him for several more minutes, sucking out the rest of his love juice and swallowing it. The last steps are highly recommended to insure he is completely dry and empty.

-"Pipes" refer to the long, twisting canals of the interior male genitalia.
Daniel had gone to the East Coast to visit grad schools and did not get a chance to masturbate even ONCE during the trip. When he got back to Berkeley, Jamie, his fiancee, sensed he needed to shoot badly so she sat him down and immediately got to work cleaning out his pipes.
by G-Fang January 2, 2009
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Hard Pipe Hittin' Nigga

I'm gonna call me a couple a Hard Pipe Hittin' Niggas, to go to work on the Homes here....with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.(Pulp Fiction)
by Rico S. Uave January 5, 2006
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Means to tell the person you are engaged in conversation with to ponder that.
" Well trust me, I know your siter is a tramp, so why dont you put that in your pipe and smoke it"
by melanthex March 28, 2005
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It is a command which compels the person it is directed towards to not respond to my last comment for it has settled the dispute
"Look, you can say what you want about me, but your girlfriend is a whore, that's why the whole hood banged her, now put that in your pipe and smoke it."
by Youngwill October 26, 2005
mugGet the put that in your pipe and smoke itmug.
"Please contemplate my arguments against your delusions."
"I do not contest the idea that free trade stimulates economic growth. But such growth may be short term for the nation with higher per capita income as rising unemployment, due to displaced workers, lessens demand on goods and services. Have you also considered the policies of the trading partner? We don't want to exacerbate child labor or global emissions of toxic chemicals do we? Put that in your pipe and smoke it."
by AbnomalBoy May 17, 2004
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