talk to the hand

I dont want to hear it, or stop talking

Forget it, talk to the hand!

by Mike September 2, 2003

hand grenade

When a session of fingering your girl starts to get a little dull, let it all end with a bang. Slip your fist inside of her vag, and without warning, extend all of your fingers as far as they can reach. The expression on her face should resemble some sort of surprise.

It was a rather uneventful night until I busted out my ammunition and let that bitch have a hand grenade.

When I saw the slightest hint of boredom in her eyes, I busted out a hand grenade that would have had the vietcong shaking in their boots.

by bdams August 16, 2003

Slow Hands

^ What that guy said.

Slow Hands Is The Best Song Ever Made. Ever.

by tryingotfindmyself March 14, 2005

Happy Hands

adj. a male's hands used to caress a female's body, usually around the chest area.

v. To put hands up someone's shirt and massage their breasts

I put my happy hands up Jenny's shirt, and she moaned with pleasure.

by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002

SWAT Hands

The excessive use of hand motions (usually police offices) to convey a point, give direction or to simulate carrying an actual weapon during training.

The officer cleared a room during training with his SWAT hands.

by D.M. Krebs August 23, 2007

Pocket hands

When you have reck it Ralph hands and you struggle to get them out from your pocket in time when you fall over and then end up face planting. Often associated with Liams

Liam turner has dirty pocket hands

by SparkyEveriss April 22, 2020

Hand Gammon

Play on words of "Hand Cannon", this entails putting your hands inside of two piglets anuses and using them as melee weapons to thwart off your enemies.

I'm going to use my hand gammon to beat him to a pulp!

by miggHD July 11, 2018