goose amounts

to have little of something

OPPOSITE TO BEAR AMOUNTS

i've got bear amounts of change

"really? i have goose amounts"

by mark docherty December 9, 2008

Goose

Peace was never an option.

Friend: I told your crush you liked them
You: Goose *honking noises intensify*

by Bestay May 12, 2021

Goose Washer

The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.

Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.

by K Dough75 June 22, 2021

Goosing parkade in water

A ducking building on fire

“I ran through a ducking building on fire I’m not a coward and you’re a bitch sophia”
“Yeah okay carter, and I walked through a goosing parkade in water”

by I’mnotextrapettyuare January 1, 2019

goose

a birb that is known to cause mass mayhem

fear the goose or b u r n

by smokingquack May 24, 2021

goose tray

Any pan, plate, bowl or tray that is used for either vomit or diaherrea produced after seeing Trey with Goose

I used my sock drawer as a goose tray later that night. It was awful in the morning.

by J Chabs August 17, 2022

Goose Mode

What happens when Dignan from HivemindTV doesn't get any of the first three questions of an episode correct. Usually involves flapping his arms as if they were wings, squawking in Riley's face, and rolling around the room in his rolling chair.

Dignan really went GOOSE MODE on Riley and Grant there. 0_0

by not_an_urban_dick_user June 11, 2024