Indulging in a deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling on the precipice of monetary release.
The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial advisor.
by JBOE May 21, 2025
Get the Pay Gooningmug. by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021
Get the poon 2 goon ratiomug. man I can't stop swatting I just can't, might have been diagnosed with goon-19
let's call in a bomb threat to the white house man, i'm infected with goon-19
let's call in a bomb threat to the white house man, i'm infected with goon-19
by Anoonoymous October 4, 2020
Get the goon-19mug. Goon Squad is a term used to refer to the youtube channel “Goon Squad”. They are a group of losers that goof around and make top notch content.
“Hey have you watch the new Goon Squad video?”
“Yah i have, obviously. They sure are a great youtube channel and I love them!”
“Yah i have, obviously. They sure are a great youtube channel and I love them!”
by Jonedog March 1, 2020
Get the Goon Squadmug. Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.
by Corphoenix December 16, 2020
Get the The Cool Goonmug. It’s the UNO card game we all know and love except the stakes involve a bukkake for the person with the most cards left in their deck
“Dude why are some of these UNO cards stuck together”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”
by Daddy's Patties September 24, 2025
Get the Goon-Omug. Instead of getting a job, Patricia spends her time Pinterest Gooning rather than working towards her dreams.
by NegativePack October 21, 2025
Get the Pinterest Gooningmug.