Swamp Donkey

A Canadian term used to describe a Moose in the wild.

Guy: what’s with all this traffic?
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this

by Walkerjet April 11, 2020

Swamp daddy

A person who wears wife beaters with grease stains, smokes and drinks all day. Also breeds teacup alligators.

Ashlie smoked her weed and drank beer all day like a swamp daddy .

by AmoneyNdaHouse March 11, 2017

Swamp Donkey

The dopest MSO clan ever, consisting of a very tight-knit group of family.

Man, those swamp donkeys whooped our butts last night.

by MSO King Kong March 31, 2020

swamp izzo

an epic dj that spams tags like
"swamp izzo"
"giggle"
"lets go"
"gunshots sfx"
"swamp"
"I AM THE MUSIC"
"swah izuh"
"CARTER"
this nigga made I am music
He found future's talent

Shawty wanna go out, yeah, I told her, "Get in my truck"
Bottom line, tonight
I'm tryna beat that pussy up, tryna get that pussy wet (Swamp Izzo)
Tryna beat that pussy up, tryna get that pussy wet (Swamp Izzo, haha)
Tryna beat that pussy up, tryna get that pussy wet

by trimtrimtrimtrimcreationgngshi May 26, 2025

Swamp Donkey

A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.

"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"

"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"

by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024

swamp vapor

when the fart stink so bad it's not passing gas anymore, it's the most horrendous odor to ever exist and entering the atmosphere.

guy 1: dude did you just pass gas?
guy2: no, bro.. that was swamp vapor.

by notswampvaporguy April 3, 2023

Swamp Donkeys

A Massive Small or Large mouth bass, commonly found in a pond as there is smaller surface area for the swamp donkeys to control.

Dale: You Catch Anything?
Me: Of Course Dumbass We Only Catch Swamp Donkeys Out Here
*Shows A Picture*
Dale: Damnnn That's Bass Master Classic Right There

by DaleWithTheKlan69 May 6, 2020