Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.
The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.
by B52C69007 March 2, 2022
Get the The Keysmug. by I know my stuffff July 25, 2021
Get the Keyed upmug. Karen is the most beautiful girl I know she’s my bestfriend ever since I was kid she’s always with me we love playing on our uncle’s house that’s our favorite place to hang and also when when it rains we also play there and there’s this time where I hold her hand and my heart racing and my hand is shaking because of kilig but when we turned 13 we don’t talk anymore and we stop playing on our favorite place idk why we stop talking, now we’re 16 I missed my childhood friend I miss her I wish I could go back to past. (1.20.22)
If you see this karen (kei) I miss you, I miss you childhood friend :))) I know it may sound cringe but yeah I miss you
by an0nym0us505 March 10, 2022
Get the Karen (kei)mug. by vibewith.pai January 11, 2017
Get the lock keymug. When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.
by Aby Mandy September 12, 2017
Get the key largo plumbermug. by Sxintxc May 22, 2025
Get the Keysmug. {noun} Hardworking, talented, ambitious, very considerate.
Key is usually a nickname; short for names such as Keyondre, Keyana/Kiyanna, Keon, etc. One must really be well received within high regards of their peers to possess this nickname. It is very rare to find a Key who is financially lacking or not putting that shit on(dressing well). Male Keys must be really him, as female Keys must really be her.
Dad’s who bare this name are hailed likely for a CEO position and a connoisseur of high quality dad jokes. Mother Keys are considered very intuitive, successful, loving and independent but willing to play with danger to protect their loved ones.
Key is usually a nickname; short for names such as Keyondre, Keyana/Kiyanna, Keon, etc. One must really be well received within high regards of their peers to possess this nickname. It is very rare to find a Key who is financially lacking or not putting that shit on(dressing well). Male Keys must be really him, as female Keys must really be her.
Dad’s who bare this name are hailed likely for a CEO position and a connoisseur of high quality dad jokes. Mother Keys are considered very intuitive, successful, loving and independent but willing to play with danger to protect their loved ones.
“Nah, you saw Key last night? Boi put that on aint he?”
“You should go to Key for your bundles. She got my sis out the way.”
“Key put me on to this new job in the city.”
“You should go to Key for your bundles. She got my sis out the way.”
“Key put me on to this new job in the city.”
by Keyologist November 22, 2021
Get the Keymug.