riding the walrus

When a female is ontop an overweight male during intercourse and her knees cannot reach the bed due to his huge stomach.

Riding the walrus is so difficult because I can't balance without my knees touching the bed.

by stripper_wrangler December 18, 2012

crotch ride

riding the crotch, to give another guy pleasure by letting him ride the wanker

Ekow gave Dan a crotch ride.

by Conan the Barbarian March 9, 2005

riding ass

The sexual act of a man inserting his penis in a womans anus (while in the doggy style position) and wrapping his legs around her thighs. Now he would bounce on her ass as if riding a hourse.

A link to a riding ass video www.xnxx.com/video5439140/big_butts

by ExplicitRox June 14, 2016

moose-riding

To perform the act of copulation with either the index and middle finger, the tounge, genitalia, or prosthetic genitalia on a partners armpit.

"Damn it Manny, stop moose-riding me"

by carlosauresrex November 10, 2008

dick riding

another term for screen cheating in a video game, specifically call of duty. looking at another player's screen to see where he or she is on a map, and cutting them off with your weapon already aimed so the opposing player has no chance to defend himself. blatant cheating, a pussy move, usually done by fags who aren't good enough at the game to win by playing normally.

"Mike, how the fuck did you know I was coming around that corner? You're dick riding so hard right now."

"Stop dick riding you pussy."

by jayfraykid March 2, 2010

riding the wave

"Riding the wave" is when one has sex, usually doggy style, with an extremely fat girl.

Vib: I feel nauseus man.
Rib: Why's that?
Vib: I spent all night riding the wave dude.
Rib: Ewwwwwwwww!!!!

by Wolfey June 13, 2006

bed riding

When you stay in bed all day and do nothing. You just sleep and dream.

Damn nigger, my bitch went out all day to do shopping. I just did some bed riding and choke my big black cock.

by Trey April 2, 2004