when a monkey bends you over and you just sit there and take it yeaaa you like that whispers the monkey you wanna say no but you know you love it yeaa num num.
by ampirjw3mfvkmfekwnjedkfmnrwepf July 1, 2011
Get the monkey rapemug. In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.
by Dr. Bubba January 24, 2010
Get the stress monkeymug. Steve tried to hide the fact he was touching himself in the Wendy's bathroom, but came out with a serious case of monkey shoulder.
by MacDaddy6.9 November 12, 2017
Get the monkey shouldermug. A Mexican slave-boy with physical and mental dissabilities. Resembles a retarded chimpanzee and is used for sex.
by Jappy jappy jappy September 25, 2010
Get the Retardo monkeymug. The Penis Monkey is a form of masturbation where you get naked and climb a tree, then tie a string to a branch. Then, you tie the other end to your dick and jump off the tree while making Tarzan noises and swinging back and fourth like a monkey.
Oh my god, did you see Richard outside this morning? He did the Penis Monkey in his front yard and was placed under arrest for public nudity!
by Can you burn a Luigi board August 16, 2019
Get the The Penis Monkeymug. Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)
by Pillga January 16, 2005
Get the Monkey Guvnormug. Slapping an un-erect penis repeatedly either side of a sleeping partners face, so they wake rubbing their eyes like the 'cringe monkey' emoji
by IorekSholto February 11, 2017
Get the cringe monkeymug.