Matt

The guy from wii sports that only poofesure can beat

Bro I cant believe it, I got paired with Matt in wii sports, how am I gonna win?!?!?!

by EEEKKKKEJRJFF June 7, 2021

Matt Farley

The god of music.

Matt Farley is one of the artists of all time.

by xXxEmoGiirliie666xXx October 29, 2023

Matt

Matthews really dry
Like really dry
Really freakin dry…

Especially if your last names Edgson

Person: *asks a question*
Matt: doesn’t respond or responds with “idk”

by Not Brooke July 7, 2023

Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022

Matt

Matt is usually tall and Langthy if you see a short and stubby one then don’t trust them because they are an imposter

Matt - tall and langthy

by Matt’s lover September 16, 2022

Dirty Matt Mclaughlin

When you are having sex and you pull out, call the girl a virgin, and then stick it in the other hole; Then finish and say "Ah I needed this"

Dude did you hear what happened last night? No! Bro I gave Chloe a dirty Matt McLaughlin Last night.

by BootiePoker January 26, 2024

Matt Wilson

A true American legend some call him Matty Wap. He is lyrical genius with such lyrics as the Birtday Song .

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Tresea
Happy Birthday to you

Also known as the great Ham thrower this side of the Mississippi ..

Notable hashtags #WWMWD

That Matt Wilson is a lyrical genius daaaang

by WWMWD June 9, 2018