by Die in a river September 7, 2021
Get the Die in a rivermug. The kind of female that cares more about whether tits are impressive to guys or not than guys do. If she thought that guys were that horrible, why didn't she just marry females and badmouth them all day with her wife(ves).
Joan Rivers didn't seem to like guys too much by some of what she said about them, unless there was some insecurity that she didn't want anybody to know about. Yet she would be the kind of person that said something like who cares all the time.
by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021
Get the Joan Riversmug. A case of River Knee is when you get severely burned to the point where your knee skin melts. You can have river hands and arms and legs also.
Jeff fell into the bonfire and stood up and had a bad case of river knee as his skin was dripping of his knee.
by Yarpling July 21, 2020
Get the River Kneemug. When a persons socks are so nasty and dingey it looks like they have been swimming in the river all day with them.
by Crazy Jake August 22, 2008
Get the river socksmug. Turns out a racist mascot is okay as long as it is sufficiently gangster. In a desperate ploy to sell more gear, the Washington Redskins are changing their name to the Washington "East River Skins," using the Native American gang's tag as their new logo. "If the Raiders can hype off a bad boy image, so can we!" the team's publicist announced, proudly displaying the new self-administered "NTL" prison tattoo on his knuckles. "Yo chief," he went on to say for no apparent reason.
by Winona Nelson November 11, 2018
Get the East River Skinsmug. To go with the flow.
by NightGod4514 January 8, 2019
Get the Be a rivermug. Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.
Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009
Get the river pitsmug.