A person that is absolutely and unconditionally enamoured and whipped for another. A.k.a. mushy, sappy, etc.
Person 1: Lmao you’re so soft for Derek
Person 2: wtf no, I’m not soft for... *smol* Derek
Person 1: Ummm yes you are, you can’t stop talking about and longing for him
Person 2: No I’m not!! I’m just *aha* shyy~
Person 3: LMAO I can’t believe you just did that! You’re soooooo soft~ for him.
Person 1: TOLD YOU
Person 2: *high pitch voice giving away her softness* >:( noooo!!
Person 2: wtf no, I’m not soft for... *smol* Derek
Person 1: Ummm yes you are, you can’t stop talking about and longing for him
Person 2: No I’m not!! I’m just *aha* shyy~
Person 3: LMAO I can’t believe you just did that! You’re soooooo soft~ for him.
Person 1: TOLD YOU
Person 2: *high pitch voice giving away her softness* >:( noooo!!
by DelissaStan March 11, 2020
Get the Softmug. The term “Soft Guy Era” is often used to describe a King who has reached the ultimate pinnacle of enlightenment and will no longer tolerate disrespect from romantic partners. A strong, independent Soft Era King expects his women (plural) to hand money up to the pedestal on which he resides.
Kings in their Soft Era do not have time for women who can’t plan dates and drop thousands of dollars on a first date, buy him cars, golf clubs, clothes, watches, and other bare minimum necessities. He expects his women (plural) to protect and provide for him at all times anything he desires because if she wanted to, she would.
Modern households require two incomes so a Soft Guy King expects his women (plural) to hold multiple jobs and work overtime to pay for his lifestyle. He does not associate with dusties who are giving broke. A Soft Era King will block these women because he knows his worth.
In return for his Passenger Prince treatment he brings nothing to the table…because he IS the table. Drizzle Drizzle.
Kings in their Soft Era do not have time for women who can’t plan dates and drop thousands of dollars on a first date, buy him cars, golf clubs, clothes, watches, and other bare minimum necessities. He expects his women (plural) to protect and provide for him at all times anything he desires because if she wanted to, she would.
Modern households require two incomes so a Soft Guy King expects his women (plural) to hold multiple jobs and work overtime to pay for his lifestyle. He does not associate with dusties who are giving broke. A Soft Era King will block these women because he knows his worth.
In return for his Passenger Prince treatment he brings nothing to the table…because he IS the table. Drizzle Drizzle.
Simp: “How much do you spend on a first date?”
Soft Guy King: “Bro ima pretend u didn’t ask me that just now. I’m in my Soft Guy Era. Women paying for dates is the bare minimum.”
Soft Guy King: “Bro ima pretend u didn’t ask me that just now. I’m in my Soft Guy Era. Women paying for dates is the bare minimum.”
by Softguyera May 7, 2024
Get the soft guy eramug. See coal toll for opposite definition.
Hunter Biden, Bill Clinton, and Bernie and Levi Sanders are all excellent examples for being POS's that fall under a soft kiss from a marshmellow fellow.
Hunter Biden, Bill Clinton, and Bernie and Levi Sanders are all excellent examples for being POS's that fall under a soft kiss from a marshmellow fellow.
by Alien top hat October 12, 2020
Get the A Soft Kiss From A Marshmellow Fellowmug. A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.
Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."
by mushmushbear March 28, 2015
Get the Soft servingmug. Soft guy/girl- You still you think I'm soft, you think you're tough? I'll knock your lights out.
Other guy- It's an observation, not an opinion.
Other guy- It's an observation, not an opinion.
by Solid Mantis May 13, 2021
Get the Softmug. When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.
Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.
by Snail Cum February 29, 2024
Get the Soft Punchmug. Result when you have sex with a girl on her period and cum on her vaginal lips and it looks like a Soft Taco Supreme. There is an obligation to bite it.
Thank goodness Sally was on her period today, otherwise I wouldn't have had my monthly Soft Taco Supreme.
by Tom Bishop July 19, 2011
Get the Soft Taco Suprememug.