Boston snack

A very small penis

“His penis was barely a mouthful, just a Boston snack”

by mockish March 16, 2024

Cockle Snacker

One whom does not often perform fellatious acts with strangers; although, when peckish, snacks cockles as madmen devour sandwiches.
A snacker will usually resemble a wild hog. It is not unusual for them to become altogether bestial in search of their chosen snack.

When the moon is full, and the freaks are at whims, one is always bound to encounter a ferocious cockle snacker in alleys, parks, and wooded glens offering seclusion from the prying eye of those whom are not of snacking taste.

by Fool On A Stool May 26, 2024

Hot Snack

The hottest, sexiest mother fucker around.

Damn, she looks like a hot snack.

by HotSnackAF June 4, 2024

tallywacker snacker

Someone who is a total slut for giving blow-jobs.

Yo, I totally busted you know who doing you know what last night. I knew he was a tallywacker snacker! I told you!

by 2 Insightful Idiots June 5, 2024

Turd Snacker

A Trump follower. A person who eats up everything that Trump says as if it’s true. Similar to Shit Eater, but not interested in the truth.

Turd Snacker: “Yup, January 6th was a day of love. Nobody even got hurt. Them peoples was just there visiting.”

Turd Snacker: “We need Greenland. Denmark never bought it.”

Turd Snacker: “Hoax…It’s a hoax. The Epstein Files are a conspiracy by Obama.”

Turd Snacker: “CNN is fake news.”

by Fart Esq January 20, 2026

Cheddar Snack

Noun: A Cheddar Snack is the product of which you scrape foamy, infected vaginal discharge and spread it on toast

"Hey babe, I was thinking you and I can share a cheddar snack tonight."

by basanerd February 1, 2026

German Snackbox

When a person is giving another, analingus, and the receiver fingers their rectom, and draws a Hitler mustache on the giver.

Amy was so excited getting her butthole rimmed, she gave Hanz a German Snackbox.

by MittensRMoney February 4, 2026