shit shock

When you have a shit so bad that whenever you next have to shit you get scared shitless. (Pun intended)

Fuck.. last time i went was like.. a day ago, my shit shock has been so bad ever since that day in march

by OneApollo July 15, 2025

Mad Shocker

Take index middle finger and pinky curl them with ring finger and thumb into a fist. Punch her in the taint as hard as you can.

He gave her a mad shocker.

by ltysonl July 25, 2025

After shock

Smaller seismic events after an earthquake

OR

Son or daughter of "ground zero"

See also ground zero

You heard ground zero lately?

Not since he had a little after shock

by Modern Women August 27, 2025

Water Shock

A term used for when you drink no liquids for 24 hours or more. After the time period, you drink a little sip of water and you'll get the feeling of "ascending into heaven".

Dude I tried water shock and that first sip of water felt amazing.

by Sadjhj October 18, 2025

Twisted shocker

We all know what a shocker is , let me introduce you to a twisted shocker. When a guy make a hand gesture to low for a cig to another guy an it looks like one in the stink a you jingling the go-nads with two fingers.. bam twisted shocker !!!!

Parton me are you asking for a cig ? Or a twisted shocker ?

by Amoreme18 December 2, 2025

Duel-Shock

Mid-intercourse pull out and turn around and fart on your partners vaginal lips (the vibration should stimulate your partners genitalia to climax)

Guy1:“Hey man I had a crazy night dude I duel-shocked my wife”😎
Guy2:”what”😳

by Adick Biffler December 24, 2025

New Years shock

The sudden realizations of a new year. Usually in the office or at school on the starting Monday.

Person 1: Woah' it's a new year!?

Person 2: Yeah time to start over, ha?

Person listening in: Must be the New Years Shock

by Hunter Stone January 1, 2010