fluffing the sheep

a phrase meaning masturbating

I walked in on my husband last night while he was fluffing the sheep!!

by (¯'._.[Rogelio]._.'¯) June 17, 2008

Shave The Sheep

A traditional term used by a small group of people of a certain community, formal, for using an artifact that grasps the capability to grind a certain plant, which is oftenly inhaled in the form of smoking.

Excuse me, you charge a roach, and you shave the sheep!

by Kill The Scene. February 26, 2009

Tickling the Sheep

When your trying to sell something(car dealer, sales rep) and your trying to work the customer into buying something. It's the act of tickling the sheep.

Hey Rick, has the customer decided on which model router they want to buy yet?
No Dale, I'm still tickling the sheep.

by techsupportgui February 9, 2015

pickle fucking a sheep

Yeast infection passed back and forth between sexual partners. Aka a sheepy pickle

Bring with you is like a pickle fucking a sheep.

by The Hot Pink Sheep November 30, 2015

Real Asian sheep

A term used to describe a girl who's build for a relationship

-"I'm going out with this chick for a while now, man.. She's a real asian sheep"

by M arav December 10, 2016

shear the sheep

A game played by a couple where the chick doesn't shave downstairs, and the object of the game is to tackle her, restrain her, and forcefully shave her nether regions with an electric razor. Both parties are naked while playing this game, and the chick runs around the room trying to avoid the "shepherd."

Mindy is mad at her boyfriend because he played "shear the sheep" with her last night and she lost. Now she's part of the metoo movement.

by crudmonkey June 17, 2018

Queen in sheep's clothing

Often a male that is incredibly bitch, entitled and rich. These people are often in suburban areas. Big houses. And lots of money. They will often try and fit in with jokes stolen from comedians, most of the time the joke is spotted and the person is then angry. For being called fake or posh. They are often into normie memes. Or biesexual or gay but cannot make up their mind. Thus they will go through feminazi categories to make themselves feel needlessly special. When they aren't

Usually found in : The USA and the UK.

Keep your eyes open. Because they are super cringy and will leech off you when they grow up. Or just leech off you

Victor : Hey Pete, i think Patrick's a queen in sheep's clothing
Pete : Yeah, let them buy their own stuff. He often spends my money. The prick

by DEPRESSEDJESTER February 24, 2018