Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
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Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.
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Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.
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