Sad sausage

a flaccid male penis - to hang about loosely

Man I can't get any ladies with this sad sausage in my pants.

by Whistlin' Willy November 19, 2020

Sad-ish

Sad-ish is an amazing minecraft player and pulls no people

Sad-ish is so good at minecraft but hes a fucking loser

by A40J August 26, 2022

sad bro

honestly dont care they just say this because you are feeling sad about this

Girl: Omg my crush has a gf
Guy: Thats really sad bro

by WhAtYoUmEaNbRo February 22, 2017

Spicy sad

Makenzie sims

Makenzie sims is spicy sad

by Morganemmacharlotte November 22, 2020

Sad Nibba

When a dude gets high and starts chatting sad things and/or playing deep songs. Like the videos on YouTube that show depressing moments in kid shows and add sad music.

James: Why do you hang out with him?
Mike: He a sad nibba

by CommunisticWeeb420 December 29, 2018

Sad Teriyaki

When you hire a Japanese prostitute, and you find out halfway through, she’s shit in the bed.

I went on shore leave in Okinawa and when I woke up, she had given me a sad teriyaki.

by Salty seconds July 11, 2022

So sad

What those kindergarten teachers say when you get in trouble.

The teacher was admonishing the student after he was asked to sit in the corner. She finished with her signature "So sad."

by Some guy who looks on UD June 15, 2021