Rusty Shower

The act of pissing in someones anus wile giving anle sex then the pitcher pulls out having the catcher fart and spray the pitcher with a rusty looking discharge.

I pissed while fucking him in the ass then he hit me with a rusty shower

rusty shower

by Big D's party July 1, 2016

Rusty Skiff

When one leaves their boner out exposed to the elements for too long causing corrosion of the penis.

Josh: Hey, Ryan your boner has been out for a while now.

Ryan: So?

Josh: well you better unload soon or you might get a rusty skiff.

by Poopstain2000 October 23, 2012

rusty weapon

Rusty weapon – verb – rusty weapon is the act of using your saliva to lubricate your penis prior to intercourse when you have a big dip in your mouth.

"Kodiak is the best dip to use if you really need to slide in the backdoor for the first time."

"You know your a redneck if... giving your wife a rusty weapon is considered foreplay."

by Jell0saq January 28, 2013

rusty lookin

old: dirty: raunchy, not cool lookin;ugly

Boy get your own rusty lookin behind on somewhere

by jazzy jazz August 5, 2008

Rusty Eggplant

a old mans (above age of 80) penis

That old man has one Rusty Eggplant.

by MemeMaster64 September 28, 2018

Rusty sprinkler

When a guy pees into another person's butt and then said person excretes the urine on another's face.

Did you see Robert's face when Lauren gave him a rusty sprinkler?

by Itsmetho1 January 25, 2019

Rusty Trombone

When you use an extra long bendy straw to blow cocaine up your own butthole

My nose was so clogged that I had to rusty trombone the rest of my eight ball.

by RustyBone January 10, 2019