by JoeMama420 March 08, 2011
by Angered landlord July 17, 2020
Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.
Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.
by Graham Glamboy November 08, 2007
When someone is having anal sex and pulls out quickly and drags there penis across the other persons eyes.
by captain corpse May 31, 2012
When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.
Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.
The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.
The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.
by PJBJ January 24, 2017
When a guy pees into another person's butt and then said person excretes the urine on another's face.
by Itsmetho1 January 26, 2019
The Definition of a Rusty Venture is highly disputed, but the first Rusty Venture took place in a young boys room. A Rusty Venture is when you jerk off too much and your Junk turns red.
by RustyTimes November 23, 2010