River is the best boy you will ever meet, he’s kind hearted and always is there if you need it. He will make you laugh all the time. Your lucky if you have River in your life, he is funny,caring,smart,and will always compliment you.
If you don’t feel confident he’ll tell you how beautiful/handsome you are. He helps you through ruff times and is always by your side, call him at night time. He loves that. :)
If you don’t feel confident he’ll tell you how beautiful/handsome you are. He helps you through ruff times and is always by your side, call him at night time. He loves that. :)
Person 1: “hey is that river?”
Person 2: “yeah, i really wish he was mine :/“
Me: “well to bad he's mine, hehe”
Person 2: “yeah, i really wish he was mine :/“
Me: “well to bad he's mine, hehe”
by Faithyy101 February 21, 2021
Get the RIVERmug. A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
by Laxanus November 7, 2020
Get the Jordan river floatmug. When you go to the store to buy a 12 pack or crayons and go home to stick all of them up your ass, and shit out a Rainbow
by RoomService November 6, 2021
Get the Hudson rivermug. Quite literally the best sibling you can have, she is a sweetheart since you met and would never betray you. Keep a River by your side if you ever come across one.
by YourLocalTorchy November 11, 2022
Get the Rivermug. Doc Rivers is an adjective for someone who always makes up excuses for their own mistakes. No matter what happens, even if it is clearly their fault. They will always blame something or someone else.
“Jake is Doc Rivers, he blamed me for getting into a car accident because I woke him up on time for work!”
by Mr. unlimited March 28, 2024
Get the Doc Riversmug. Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.
The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
Get the Joan Rivers routemug. Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022
Get the Christopher Rivermug.