Queef

A vaginal escape of air that is not funny its gross babies come from there.

She Queefed on my sandwich. You Bitch! Don't Queef near me.

by 94eo April 2, 2009

Queef

rapid emission of air from vulva(cunt)...right under the clitoris...a sexually excitable tissue aka the ticklish tissue

she needed a good twat cleaning after that queef!!

laugh out queef(loq)

she queefed on my nips

queen laqueefa(alyssa)

by emma charlie jimmy sarah June 19, 2003

quebec dump

a abnorbaly large shit which causes bleeding of the the ass do to strains on the ass hole ring itself

this was brought on becaus me and my possie went to quebec on our school trip and i held a shit for the whole tour causeing it to become so wide that it was unberable. the screaming was so loud that they almost went out and got a shaperon to come and figure out wut was wrong. I eventualy took my friends tooth bush and broke intos smaller more berable pieces. (true story)

but i did infact give them a new brush ( i am not that much of an asshole jeez)

holy crap its a quebec dump

by OlivierR September 11, 2006

queef fountain

When someone queefs and they queef out urine, poop juice, or vaginal juices!

1) My hoe had a queef fountain and i slept in the wet bed

2) In history i had a queef and it turned out it was a queef fountain

3) If you ever run out of water (ex. mexico) find your local queef fountain.

by Harpo shqueefer November 18, 2006

queef

a cooter fart

oh-em-gee! she just queefed.
really? whats that?
its a fart that comes from a girls cooter.

by jennifer lejune April 28, 2009

ground queef

A girl queefs on a bed so much that she leaves dents in the sheets.

person 1"damn James, that girl queefd' so much on that bed last night that it left dents in the sheets, I think I ate too much of her broccoli"
person 2"what do u mean, queef slippage?"
person 1"hell no you donkey pissing shit monger ground queef."

by henry h20 August 10, 2006

queef

a large package of paper

Person 1: Hey employee how manys pieces of paper are in this queef.
Walmart Slave: I believe that that queef has the ample supply of 400 pieces of paper.

by Broiker June 20, 2008