Splooge Queef
Splooge Queef by Big Daddy Dirty D January 26, 2011
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mental queef
A small brain fart.
"Your idea smells like a mental queef."
"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"
"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"
mental queef by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011
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squeezy queef
When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.
squeezy queef by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011
Dock Queef
When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.
Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?
Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
Dock Queef by BeethovenBones June 8, 2013
steamy queef
"You can tell it is cold out when, your see a women and she has steam coming from her vagina region, you know she just let out a good steamy queef...."
steamy queef by Pyramiddude87 March 18, 2014
Wine Queef
The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.
Wine Queef by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015
pre-queef
A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.
On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.