soft white male

White males who survive in the DEI Era by fawning over, agreeing with, and taking sides with DEI hires.

I became aware that the new Kevin guy had no ability to do his job and i wondered how he wasn't fired. Then I realized that he was a soft white male.

by TheFleeceMan July 4, 2025

Soft Marshmallow

When you pull a one pump chump and have to keep tapping that ass with ur chode.

I had to hit that with a soft marshmallow!

by YnotZoidberg February 11, 2017

Soft

Powdered cocaine.
Rocked up cocaine is hard, powdered cocaine is soft, get it?

Dude-“Yo, you got any of that soft??”

Dealer-“Nahh, I gotta re-up. Got plenty of hard though.”

Dude-“Ah, shit, I’m good. That shit makes fiends.”

by AnonyMystery69 May 3, 2022

Soft Maxxing

When one proceeds to stay flacid and never get hard no matter what, going to the lengths of praying/repenting.

Bro this girl was twerkin on my shit I had to start Soft Maxxing

by Neal Rigga July 12, 2024

Soft remixing

Adding simple kicks and minor things into a song, while leaving the song at it's best.

-Hey this guy stole the music, added simple kicks and claims it to be his property.
-Dude, it's called Soft remixing.

by balint576 September 14, 2019

Soft

Any Quantity in The Range of 1-999 Thousand Dollars. Ex, Larry June:”Touched Down in NYC, Made a Soft Hundred”

“I made a soft 5 last week, 715 everyday”

by Billyfrotallahasee April 20, 2021

soft touch

When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.

Bill got a soft touch on the piano.

by avoidingthepuddle May 18, 2024