Hitting the Sheets

1. Having Sex 2. Making Whoopie 3. Fucking

I heard Joe and Melissa were hitting the sheets last night and he spladoodled in her face.

by T-Money /Taylor K. May 13, 2005

Hit the jackpot

A phrase used by JubaHo when referring to meeting a new mark who she perceives as having a lot of money and will be easy to use for money and gifts and abandon at her whim.

JubaHo: “Right after his friend ghosted me at a bar. I met an old fatman who retired yesterday. He has a business and two cars! I hit the jackpot!

by T_rump_supporter October 21, 2018

2 hits

mocking someone wanting to fight you. Used in a some movies.

"this is only gonna take 2 hits. I hit you and your dick hits the floor"

by Magnitization January 17, 2008

Hit the tubes

To take a really big shit.

"Man, those egg-and-cheese bagels are gettin' to me. I'm gonna go hit the tubes."

by Jonathan Nathan November 10, 2006

Jesus Hit

It is the unexplainable, the supernatural hit off marijuana. Words don't do justice to the beautiful thing that occurs when you get your jesus on...Throwing up from smoking so much weed, the throwing up will be the most painful throw up ever, but the "feel better" feeling after is magnified as well and...well....you find jesus...

"Damn dude you look fucked up"

"Just took tha jesus hit"

"Dear god..."

by I'veexperiencedit January 22, 2009

hit the skins

To forcibly insert the penis into the vagina.

But I'm wicked, G, hit the skins but never quickly (lyric from Salt 'N Pepa's '93 hit Shoop)

by GuidoPosse69 February 22, 2005

hit list

1. a list of people you wnat dead

2. a list of people you want to fuck

1. that nigga just fucked me over. he on dat hit list now

2. that jawn is sexy yeah you know she be on the hit list now

by Spice2U June 18, 2007