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Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.
by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021
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National hold hands with your girlfriend day

Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️
Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓
by Yo mom may December 7, 2019
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Kiss your girlfriend day

March 8th is the national day to kiss your girlfriend
Boyfriend :*kisses his girlfriend *
Girlfriend:why you do that?
Boyfriend: it is march 8th national kiss your girlfriend day
by Devourer_of_balls March 7, 2022
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shack up with your girlfriend

what all teenage and young adult men ages 14-22 (or so) need to do if they want to avoid embarrassing pda moments.
Not only do our young men need to know what shack up with your girlfriend actually means, but they also need to learn what decorum is and not insult their parents' values.
by Sexydimma January 8, 2017
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Ozuna's Girlfriend

Ozuna's Girlfriend is a Chatah Queen he got traditionally married to.

In Chatah, A traditional marriage makes the relationship formal and publicly acceptable.

Only the public wedding which is sometimes called indian wedding or Church wedding which the participants are hereafter known as Husband and Wife is legal in relations to legal system of the American system - one can't have more than one woman or man for a marriage relationship.
Her name is Ozuna Jackson Monilium publicly known as Hottie.
Ozuna's Girlfriend is Hottie.
Ozuna's Girlfriend is a Queen.
Ozuna's Girlfriend will soon be his wife.
by Jackson Monilium December 27, 2021
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National 2 girlfriend day

If you have two girlfriends you have to spend the entire day doing whatever they want you to do
For example if they want you to take them to lunch and cuddle them you do it. You do it on national 2 girlfriend day
by LindaleHell November 25, 2020
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Girlfriend

Something that I dont have (sadly). The only people that I simp for are video game characters. I am lonely.
Bob: Why dont you have a girlfriend?
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.
by RayIsDum July 31, 2021
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