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Choke-Joke

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.
I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
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Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.
by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017
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jakob - ha jokes

A comment talking about the meaning of being a marine bioligist. It is very deep, and few people have managed to define it
Me: Jakob - ha jokes

a Guy: Dude! you're too deep
by every god damn Sheep November 30, 2017
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Dad Joke Day

Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. ON this day you must make a point to tell, listen and laugh at a Dad joke!
by Brillo! February 21, 2021
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Joke

by StupidHOE1 October 29, 2020
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joke

a free pass to avoid someone getting mad at you
person a: i hate u
person b: the fuck??? We are best friends
a: omg it’s just a joke get over it lol
b: not anymore
by go away please and thank you October 7, 2019
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Ceiling Joke

A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.
#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"

#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."
by NickySticks September 15, 2013
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