Whatever you do, don't name your child Noah. He will end up fingering and slapping a bass guitar while you're trying to sleep.
Person 1: Fucking Noah kept me up again...
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass
by WordSmith2005 August 03, 2022
A very average basketball player, godly scholar, fast, athletic, nice. SUCKS AT TRACK AND CAN’T PLAY SOCCER AND CAN’T BEAT JACOB AT ANYTHING!!!
by Bocajyldog May 30, 2019
by Noah Tate November 12, 2020
Ugly, annoying, and the one person that everyone hates! Everyone tells Noah that he has no friends or that nobody cares about him. Noah’s can usually be depressed from this happening almost all the time. If it does, he won’t talk about it.
by Datboi550 March 07, 2019
A person who is hot, confident, and gives no fucks about people who dislike him. He is very blunt and will not lie to you no matter how long he has known you. If he’s besties with you, then he will fight a bitch who hates you. Noah also doesn’t chase a bitch and beg them to go out with them or notice them, he also doesn’t cry over no one.
by Noahbigfatasspur November 22, 2021