A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024
Get the john thumbmug. by its.loran April 20, 2022
Get the Thumbs upmug. The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.
Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.
by Jumbo Jackson November 9, 2019
Get the New Fashioned Thumb Aroundmug. by fatherbeloveddaughter October 20, 2022
Get the thumbs upmug. by Lildick690 May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky thumbmug. Person 1: So, what part of town are you headed?
Person 2: I am going to the downtown area.
Person 1: I live near there! Do you mind giving me a ride home?
Person 2: No. I know you ask other employees the same favor. Quit being a thumb bum!
Person 2: I am going to the downtown area.
Person 1: I live near there! Do you mind giving me a ride home?
Person 2: No. I know you ask other employees the same favor. Quit being a thumb bum!
by Wrennfield August 19, 2022
Get the Thumb bummug. by letmemotheryou May 23, 2022
Get the thumbs upmug.