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square

1. a 4-sided quadrilateral with 2 pairs of parallel sides and 4 right angles.
2. slang for cigarette
3. a boring, uninteresting, or out-of-the-loop person or someone who is lame, not fun, or not interested in fun
Person 1: "I think we should go to the party on Friday."
Person 2: "Personally, I've been behind on my honework lately, I might stay to do that instead."
Person 1: "Come on, don't be a square!"
by jnd2008 February 12, 2025
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Losing your squareness

Losing your squareness means to kiss a boy or girl with tongue for the first time.
Example: I lost my squareness to Betty the other day. It was moist and squishy but I liked it.

Example: Did you enjoy losing your squareness to Betty?

Definition: To kiss someone with tongue for the first time.
by Lord_Bibblinngton April 1, 2021
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Square Guy

Being square or box-like in stature.
by Jallawsome September 8, 2011
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Square

A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.

Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.

Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.

They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons

major malfunction.

Hooman 2 - let's move away from it

for it is a fucking square

There is no fun to be had

in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
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Squarely

Related to a Pumpkin, having a close relation to a square
Damn, that chick is squarely.
by Squirrely Jameson November 24, 2011
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The square root of pi

it is not pi
person 1: what is the square root of pi
person 2: not pi
by minecart November 20, 2021
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Square Fish

A floating kilo or brick of cocaine. Usually washing up on the beach after a drop went array or drug runners have to dump it when the law is closing in.
You want to go to the movies tonight? No, I’m gonna go walk up and down the beach hunting for square fish.
by Snakeyes9 December 28, 2023
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