bad morning

the opposite of good morning

Person 1: "Good morning!"
Person 2:"Bad morning."
Person 1:"wtf"

by soyalism November 22, 2024

Morning Mug

Your father's mug that he always used every morning while reading a newspaper, AND watching the news. He claims that he's had it since 12 and you wonder, God knows what he had in there.

Son: "Hey dad what's your favorite thing in the world?"

Father: "other than you and your absolute voluptuous mother, It's this morning mug that my father gave me, and his father gave him. Later when you're worthy of it, I'll let you have it."

by TheJohnyoudontknowitsgibberous November 9, 2025

Morning Blossom

Cocktail derived from the original "Orange Blossom"... Waking up the morning after a fabulous party with a major hangover, pouring together those last leftovers of orange juice and dry gin, well there you go... "Morning Blossom".

Bill: Dude, what a crazy night!
George: Hell yeah, but eff that sheff.. Made myself a Morning Blossom and kept on going!

by Bichoman December 8, 2018

Morning!

When greeting people, saying morning is an alternative way of saying "hello", at any time of day.

*Harry walks into the Spice Fusion* Glen Barlow: "Morning!"

by Kingy123572 June 16, 2018

Morning Pushups

The act of masturbation in the morning.

I heard Frank doing morning pushups through the wall yesterday.

by reapercrew14 January 30, 2014

morning wood

What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.

Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

morning waterfall

when girls wake up in the morning on their periods and they have to run to the bathroom so they don’t bleed all over their beds

Jessica woke up with the morning waterfall i’ve never seen someone run that fast

by eb23473 September 7, 2020