The chosen one, a fusion of 2 beings, one of good, with the power of creation, and one of bad, with the power of destruction. His right hand is corrupted, and according to the prophecy foretold by the dark shadows that dwell in the light, he will make a decision that will lead the world into chaos or peace. His power to create is only defined by his will, and his determination will show through once he truly understands his power. He has many talents, such as dimensional travel using his scissors, chidori, the ability to conjure a lance from his gem, the understanding of a town in Oregon with many mysteries, the science of alchemy, and the power to absorb souls.
by TehChosinJuan February 13, 2018
If you know someone called this... you are extremely lucky he's one of those people who will stay up till 4 in the morning playing game pigeon chess with you, what a lad.
by FatPurpleWrinklyPigeon December 29, 2021
A cool guy who's from belfast. A ledgendary hurler and gaelic player for eoghan rua gaa club in county derry a keen golfer and is amazing. He is pretty fit and really kind and generous and is always happy to talk. He has loads of friends and is super smart
by hero247 January 05, 2012
Tofu shaped like turkey
Likes making students cry
accuses you of throwing chairs around the classroom
Likes making students cry
accuses you of throwing chairs around the classroom
You better watch out, you better not cry, i'm telling you why, Michael shorr is going to make you die : )
by imananonymouse October 17, 2019
The villain "Michael Sjov" aka "Miguel Divertido" is the infamous gang leader of the Divertido Gang / Den Sjove Bande
by migueldivertido September 14, 2022
A feral Welsh man, who everyone loves and wants to hug (obviously)
He's a chaotic scrunkly, who's clearly in love with David Tennant
He's a chaotic scrunkly, who's clearly in love with David Tennant
Person A: Oh my god have you seen Michael Sheen?
Person B; What, that feral dude yelling GOLEM
Person A: Yes, him
Person B; What, that feral dude yelling GOLEM
Person A: Yes, him
by CaptainCrowley December 02, 2021
bad ass magician. End of story. He has been known to rock the Magic Castle in Hollywood and snaps necks with his magical abilities. Also the creator of the "Stern Confusion" pose and is frequently spotted in it.
Random dude #1: Hey, do you know where the bathroom is?
Random dude #2: Oh shit have you seen that Michael Stern guy, fucking incredible. Like WOW HE JUST FUCKED MY MIND!!!!!!
Random dude #1: Oh ok, so that's where it is. Thanks.
Random dude #2: Oh shit have you seen that Michael Stern guy, fucking incredible. Like WOW HE JUST FUCKED MY MIND!!!!!!
Random dude #1: Oh ok, so that's where it is. Thanks.
by Mark Edelkin June 02, 2010