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man moose

man moose is ( sperm )
i couldn't hold it any longer...... she was going to get a shot of man moose in her hair!
by diamond dave 1964 December 22, 2007
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Man's death

Any death wherein the extravagant circumstance elevates (by means of awesome and/or excess) to such an extent that nearly all men would deem acceptable for them self.
The Herald of the Zombie Apocalypse lifted a single finger pointed directly at Eric as the city's remnants began to swirl in a massive whirlpool of earth, glass, and gravel. Through the we could not see him as the torrent collapsed where he had stood, Matt mouthed a prayer-like whisper in quiet regard,

"A Man's Death."

It is unknown if he was viewed as a possible threat or was simply an illustration of malice for the dark times to come.
by Yasu2 April 13, 2009
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Man Touch

When a man physically touches another man with the intent of making the receiver uncomfortable. In some variations, a rhyme is spoken during the act:

Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.
Brendan kept giving me man touch at the party in front of all those girls. He was laughing and it was really embarrassing.
by Kevin Ross January 25, 2009
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man-spading

The art of man-spading is to work on developing a bromance with another guy. You must use your 'spade' and dig if you want a bromance to form.
"I so want this job, but it's going to take some man-spading to win over the big boss"

"I did some solid man-spading in order to set this meeting up. These guys love me now."
by lowrey7 March 22, 2014
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Man Nub

Alec's hair was not long enough for a bun...but he tried anyways. Alec shouldn't have tried. Alec had a man nub.
by SEXretary January 12, 2015
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man fart

A fart, oddly but usally described as a woman farting like a man, loud, smelly, and sometimes wet.

I.e. a loud fart sometimes wet.

Ex. She just had a Man Fart.
She just had her first man fart, said the woman woth hair made of old spaghetti.
by Urban2016 July 24, 2015
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Calendar Man

To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.
Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."
by michelledomination March 3, 2016
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