lesbian by default

a woman so ugly that no man will date them (unless she is a porn star).

Man, that bitch must be a lesbian by default.

by Terra February 5, 2005

trans lesbian

A straight man.

Trans lesbian: "Will you have sex with me?"
Actual lesbian: "No, because I'm a lesbian which is a female homosexual and so only have sex with females"
Trans lesbian: "You terf bigot nazi whore (which by the way is not misogynist because I didn't call you a bitch)"
Actual lesbian: "You sound like all the straight men who I won't sleep with but you say you're a woman - how is this so?"
Trans lesbian: "Because I put some lipstick on, unlike you, you butch dyke"
Actual lesbian: "A pig with lipstick on is still a pig"

by SalopianSnark January 25, 2023

Angry Lesbian

1. A female dog that will randomly start humping other female dogs for no apparent reason.

"My angry lesbian of a dog keeps humping the bitch across the street!"

by A retarded frog May 25, 2018

Helicopter Lesbians

A term which describes a lesbian couple that adopt a young gay man on coming out to encourage and support him, only to project their latent mother- son fantasies upon the unsuspecting gay male and there by begin to interfere with the young gay's attempts to live his own life. Introducing possible partners to Helicopter Lesbians may induce stalking behavior or suicide threats caution should be encouraged.

Girlfriend - you know you'll never be good enough for his helicopter lesbians..

We have to be careful, we could upset my Helicopter Lesbians.

by rollingbear July 17, 2010

Bi lesbian

A sexuality with hate from people who do not understand it. It refers to a non-man who identifies as both bisexual and lesbian. They may be attracted to two genders in one form of love, while only attracted to women in a different form of love, or they may be attracted to both genders but lean towards women.

Bi lesbian: I’m bi lesbian!
Person: What’s that?
Bi lesbian: I’m romantically attracted to two genders, but sexually attracted to only women!

by Sapphic Rosy April 10, 2022

Unicorn Lesbian

That rare creature, a homosexual female who is actual sexually attractive to heterosexuals (of either sex.)

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's roommate is a lesbian!
Guy 2: Ew, is she butch?
Guy 1: No dude, she's a unicorn lesbian!
(high fives all around.)

The opposite of a bull dyke.

by 3bistfrinds July 25, 2012

Male Lesbian

Something Straight Men call themselves to gain Oppression points in the Triggered Feminist Community

Ur dad is a Male Lesbian

by Transsexist September 6, 2021