Left shoulder pain

Term used in gym community, left shoulder pain gives you an excuse for not benching your max

A How much do you bench?
B 4o5, but I can't do it right now
A why?
B I have left shoulder pain
A So how much can you do right now?
B 225

by niewiem666 December 4, 2022

Left-over car

That one car that teenagers drive that used to be their parents

I got my moms minivan, it’s the left-over car

by Sad Boi teen February 8, 2020

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

up satan's left nostril

Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?

Person 2: No, where did you lose it?

Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.

by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

one rose left standing

When one rose is still alive and the others he/she gave you are not, it tells you that person is the one.

“He got me some roses for my birthday a few weeks ago and there is one rose left standing.”
“Omg. He’s the one.”

by Jennajadewilsonboi February 23, 2021