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Grandma Kill Joy

This is a nickname given to someone who is cynical, hates fun, and hates it when other people have fun. Originally derived from the stereotypical view of an angry grandmother who thinks her grandkids shouldn't be allowed to play and have fun.
Don't be such a Grandma Kill Joy, come to the party! It will be fun!
by Jackie | Treehorn December 16, 2010
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kill me with a fork

When you just love forks so much that you would like them carved in your Face.
- Jhon, Kill me with a fork?
--What?
-Now.
by M0l0tov November 28, 2015
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Curiosity killed the cat

Person : did you know curiosity killed the cat?
Me : then tell him to stay away from my cat!
by Arsurinya April 20, 2023
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bathhouse kill squad

Awesome punk band from Milwaukee. Frankie, Julian, Betsy, Chase (the best and coolest people that could ever exist) Super nice people; really great to hang out with and get to know.
yeah, I'm gonna go see bathhouse kill squad later on this week!
by bks is better than you October 12, 2022
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kill your idols

a very cool hardcore punk band whose name is based on a situated chaos song "kill your idols"
person 1: omg!! I love kill your idols!!
person 2: I don't wanna kill my idols..
person 1: no, I mean the band!!
by annabaer November 3, 2022
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Kill Do Marry

Short Version: kdm

A game played between friends, where one gives another 3 names of people they know (actors are okay, but it's more fun the other way). The one getting asked has to say which of the 3 they would marry, do, or kill. Then they would ask the other one back. The player who's "turn" it is asks the other. Marrying someone is regarded as the highest rank, since you can 'do' them several times over. ;D

Warning! Don't put yourself as one of the 3 people unless you WANT to get burned.
Nick: Hey Andrea! Up for some kdm (kill do marry)?

Andrea: Sure.

Nick: Andrew, Chris, and Jack.

Andrea: Kill Andrew, Do Jack, Marry Chris. Now me! Hannah, Grace, Annie.

Nick: Nice. Kill Annie, Do Hannah, Marry Grace. Now, my turn! Samantha, Molly, Ashley.

Andrea: That's not fair! You're not allowed to ask me about girls unless I'm gay... And I'm straight.

Nick: Awww. :( Alright.
by Even_More_Epic November 22, 2011
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kill a puppy

take a piss, as in if you took a piss right now, the piss level on the floor would reach the height of a puppy's head, drowning it in piss
"Man, i gotta kill a puppy so bad!"
by theloneranger March 2, 2008
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