Kentucky Fried Shit

When, you shove Kentucky Fried Chicken up your brown eye and shit it out at your grandma's funeral.

Susan: "John just pulled a Kentucky Fried Shit at his grandma's funeral."
Larry: "HE DID WHAT"!!!!!

by Landen. H April 22, 2022

Kentucky Steam Pie

A very intriguing moment during sex when you put an ice-cube in a hole (any hole) and the penis gets hit with a torch very lightly and you proceed the act.

Oh man Im craving a Kentucky Steam Pie right now.

by Peesockjimmy May 10, 2022

Kentucky Waterfall

Where a man jacks off on a gal's ass crack as trumpets play "calling to the post"....

I have moment in my pants at the start of every horse race ....damn you Kentucky Waterfall...

by Bust-A-Murph September 21, 2022

Kentucky Waterfall

When a man jacks off on a gal's ass crack as trumpets play "calling to the post"....

"I have movement in my britches at the start of every horse race - damn you Kentucky Waterfall!"

by Bust-A-Murph September 21, 2022

Kentucky Blender

When someone helps one poop by sticking their fingers in their ass, spinning them around, and stirring it up like a blender.

I couldn’t shit last night so Martha gave me a Kentucky blender.

by Bamphs muffin top September 26, 2022

Kentucky Slim Jim

When a girl poops on a guy's chest and pukes in his mouth.

Man, she gave me the gnarliest Kentucky slim jim last night. I think I have to torch the place.

by coldbrewshart September 28, 2022

Kentucky Squeeze

The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.

Frank hit me in the nuts earlier so I gave him the good old Kentucky Squeeze.

by westtd October 4, 2022