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BPSK (big puddle small kitty)

BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.

B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)
C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph

A,B: your typical BPSK

BPSK (big puddle small kitty)
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Kitty

Kitty is a bad ass bitch who doesn’t have time for peoples BS. She’s pretty, confident and sweet. And when you meet her you’ll know she’s a rare find.
Yo did you see Kitty?

Ya she’s so cute
by Kittyannie November 22, 2021
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Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 3, 2024
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kitty

NO!, i’m average. probably hear kitty telling people how average she is
by sophiekittydaisy October 9, 2020
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Kitties and Tiddies

Person 1: Yo bro I think I got LIGMA
Person 2: Bro you gotta take my cat and go to Girlfriend's house for some emergency Kitties and Tiddies
by UraKyo04 January 20, 2024
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furry kitty

A very hairy vajayjay.
Renee told me that she must shave her furry kitty because it didn't match her pearls and heels.
by bad kitty July 14, 2014
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kitty juice

She produced copious amounts of kitty juice and even squirted a little as she expertly petted her kitty
by Joshn1 November 27, 2021
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