Iron-bar

When a middle aged (Russian) man heats up an anvil over a stove for 3 hours on 350 degrees then puts his dick on the anvil and smacks it with a hammer. After it is heated up the man hits his significant other with it in the act of sexual intercourse.

Jacob: Hey man what kind of moves do you use in bed with your wife?

Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.

by Johnporkconnoisseur November 9, 2025

Iron Ingots

The biggest Chads around. The best of the best. Iron is like a man in the form of Iron. If you see it in minecraft grab it. You will use to for important things.

Person 1: You see any Iron Ingots
Person 2: Thats a chad

by natesark08 March 6, 2021

Iron Clap

A women with a muscular vagina and also has a gnarly case of gonorrhea.

Person 1: Hey man did you ever fuck that chick?
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.

by Born At Walmart January 12, 2016

Waffle iron

Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit

“stop being such a waffle iron”

by Eggsalad69 May 15, 2020