Walgreens Internet

When someone lags so bad on DayZ, you call out their slow internet connection. Also can be substituted with Rite-Aid internet.

Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!

Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!

by ShizaMez August 23, 2022

Super-fun-happy-internet-time

Pornography - a nice euphemism

I've scheduled 2 hours of super-fun-happy-internet-time into my revision timetable sir

by Dr Bastard April 12, 2010

Dying on the Internet

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.

Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.

by japanesque October 25, 2019

I depend on internet numbers for money

Something youtubers say while advertising their channel.

A youtuber of 1M subs variety: Please subscribe, I depend on Internet numbers for money

by God of family-friendliness December 30, 2021

daily dose of internet

basically the channel who post 1000000 iq stuff

hi this is your daily dose of internet is what he says

by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

There's nothing on the internet

That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.

God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!

by LoneTree April 24, 2017

Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet

Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet

Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet

by Bum hole tickling bandet October 17, 2023